Cycles made in hell.

The terribly horrible cycles of a human relationship:

He: “But you are kind of dry, don’t seem like you want to have anything to do with sex anymore!”

SHE: “Of course not! You have to be sexy, make yourself sexy and not only take off your pants and expect to fuck”

She’s totally right, in principle. But only in principle.

The secret hides in the detail. HE used to maintain his sexiness, his slim body by….having some people over, doing some more things than the ordinary “coupling”, moved by a little more than just oxygen.

SHE couldn’t. She used to hear “voices”.

HE stopped because she asked him to.Out of some weird kind of loyalty, idiot that he is.

She used to LOVE to cook and, with more than just the ordinary regularity, would ask him: “want to eat? Are you hungry? I love cooking. I’m starving!” And, almost automatically, would pour vegetables, meats, sauces and cheeses onto his plate.
And so, the cycle of hell is complete. One makes the other fat and, on top of it all, complains that it’s the TV set that brings on depression !!!!!
(overheard from a couple, friends of mine)
Gerald…

Portuguese:

Os ciclos viciosos e engraçados da relação humana:

Ele pra ela: “Mas voce não trepa mais, não tem mais vontade de trepar”….
Ela: “Claro, vc tem que ser sexy, se fazer sexy e não somente tirar as calças e querer trepar”.

Certíssimo.

Detalhe da onda de terror: ELE gostava de fazer umas farrinhas, umas coisas em grupo, movido a algo mais que oxigênio e isso o deixava magro, etc.

Mas ela não conseguia: ouvia “vozes”.

ELE parou porque ela pediu. Ele aceitou.

Ah….

Ela gostava de cozinhar. E cozinhava e perguntava com determinada freqüência: “quer comer? Ta com fome? Adoro cozinhar. To com fome” . E despejava todo tipo de legume, batata, queijo, etc, no prato dele.
E assim se completa o circulo do inferno!!!!!
Um engorda o outro e ainda reclama que a TV é a enorme distração que causa depressão ! (ouvi isso de um casal, amigo meu)

Gerald Thomas

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